Interview with Batman & Superman

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Welcome everyone, today we are here to know Superman's and Batman's ideas about the fight between them. 

Let's talk to Batman first.

Auditor(Me):- Batman sir how are you? 

Batman:- I'm Batman! 

Auditor(Me):- Yeah we know. So do you have an idea about defeating Superman 

Batman:- I have tons of ideas 

Auditor(Me):- Superman sir how are you doing today? 

Superman:- Absolutely (showing off arm muscles)  my friend (showing off back muscles)  I'm good 

Auditor(Me):- So do you have a plan to defeat Batman? 

Superman:- I have millions of plans 

Auditor(Me):- Ok then. Batman sir what is the best way do you have to defeat superman? 

Batman:- I like to send a kryptonite bullet right trough Superman's head and that will be enough 

Auditor(Me):- Superman sir it's your turn now. How do you suppose to defeat Batman? 

Superman:- I like to defeat him by waiting. 

Batman:- What The F**K. We have a small talk to do. Superman, come with me to the backstage.

Superman:- Sure my friend. Let's go. 

(both go to backstage)

Auditor(Me):- Ok. It seems like we have to wait for a few minutes 

(in the backstage)

Batman:- FRIEND!!! you insulted me on the stage. I told my plans but you insulted me saying you are going to defeat me by only waiting. Such a dickass you are 

Superman:- I was telling the truth. It was my real plan. 

Batman:- WHAT!!! EXPLAIN IT 

Superman:- I'm going to wait till you get old and watch you using a wheelchair. After that, you will be dying on the bed. That's my plan.

Batman:- (laughing) You pathetic idiot! I will get old and die. What about you? The same thing will happen to you.

Superman:- Oh baby, Did you forgot? I'm immortal sweety 

Batman:- You &#*% I will ...... 

(DOOM! DOOM!  Ahhhh!)

(Batman comes to the stage alone)

Auditor(Me):- Oh! you are back. So we can start our conversation now where we left it. 

Batman:- Of course. 

Auditor(Me):- Anyway, Batman sir, where is Superman? 

Batman:- Ohh! he had a little accident at backstage. He had kryptonite bullet gone through his head and now he is waiting in the hell for me. Anyway, he is good at waiting.

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